Meeting Minutes on a Blog

By chrisroberti

Here are the minutes for our most recent meeting on May 24th…

Fingers present: M. Hobby; C. Roberti

Fingers absent: S. Soroka; M. Hart; P. Wells; Y. Miller; G. Helbig; J. Hibbs; Mandy S.

  • Chris shows up twenty minutes late because he spent nearly twenty minutes making faces into his mirror at home while listening to Ani Difranco
  • Meeting is called to order on NW corner of 41st St. and 8th Ave.
  • Matt makes a deposit at his bank while Chris waits outside; the two chat on the phone during this transaction – with each other
  • Matt and Chris decide to walk downtown
  • Matt sees Claire Daines; Chris misses it because of a cool looking cloud that caught his eye
  • Matt sees Tony Kushner; Chris misses it because he doesn’t know what Tony Kushner looks like
  • The two see an awesome painting of a woman brushing a cat’s teeth in the window of a veterinarian’s and the woman’s arm is motorized and brushes the cat’s face so fast
  • A weird guy makes a comment to Chris who is laughing at the painting
  • The two admire a woman in a billboard for H&M
  • The two buy apples at a farmer’s market. Attempting to be generous, Chris says he will buy Matt’s apple, but he soon discovers he can’t afford it.  The cost of Matt’s apple: 80 cents
  • The two spot the same weird guy who made a comment to Chris make a comment to several women as he passes them, one in particular looks stunned
  • Matt explains to the stunned woman that the weird guy has been doing this to everyone, she ignores Matt
  • Chris is pleased
  • The two wander into a flea market, purchase nothing
  • Chris talks about some money trouble and girl trouble
  • Matt suggests Chris get a job at the coffee chop where Matt’s roommate works
  • The two agree to walk to that coffee shop
  • They arrive at where Matt thinks the coffee shop should be, it is nowhere to be found
  • Chris suggests Matt’s roommate has be deceiving him about this and many things
  • The two find the coffee shop, which was closed, and thus, difficult to spot
  • The two agree that this was a wonderful meeting
  • The meeting adjourned and the two part ways – Matt to a restroom, Chris to Pie by the Pound, then later to Central Park, then later still to Jen + Steve

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