“Which one of you jerks ordered burritos?”
“I can’t believe I agreed to work late like a jerk.”
“Eddie from IT? That guy’s a big jerk.”
“Quit jerking my chain, you fucking idiot.”
“Looks like someone jerked off in the toaster oven.”
“Hey! My white-out! Jerk!”
“Only a jerk would wear the tie that you’re wearing today, Eddie.”